Milk Cola
Milk Cola (legally styled MLK Cola in on-air reads) is a calcium-flavored beverage sponsor tied to Brandon’s (CryptoZeu$) remote gaming dispatches on Barely Informed News.
Overview & Brand Lore
Network lore frames Milk Cola as a soft drink that tastes of calcium yet remains legally distinct from milk — a trademark-adjacent dodge that lets the brand occupy the dairy aisle without calling itself dairy. Brandon has described himself as “currently sponsored” by the product during live playthroughs.
Sponsorship History
- 2026-03-27: Underwrites Brandon’s inverted-controls Pepsi Man speedrun on the CryptoZeu$ desk; Brandon confirms the Milk Cola / MLK Cola sponsorship mid-broadcast ([01:25:02]).