Commercial Sponsors
Corporate partners, local business underwriters, and dubious culinary franchises that keep the lights on across the Barely Informed News network.
| Sponsor | Sector | Signature Offering / Tagline | Primary Placement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gooters | Fast-Casual Dining / Wings | ”Damn them some wet ass wings” • Mayo-soaked chicken skins, dino fries, potato turducken | CryptoZeu$ & News Desk |
| Entery Soda | Energy Beverage | ”The energy soda without the G” • High-caffeine Ugandan beverage restricted by trademark law | CryptoZeu$ |
| Milk Cola | Calcium Beverage | Styled MLK Cola on air • Calcium-flavored soda legally distinct from milk | CryptoZeu$ |
| Markinson’s Wet Ham Emporium | Deli / Hardware | Wet-ham deli that underwrites Brandon’s PC (not Dell) | CryptoZeu$ |
| Rock Ice | Beverage (former) | Kid Rock drink • Over 30% water, sold at Kroger | Prior CryptoZeu$ sponsorship |
See also: Broadcast Segments, On-Air Talent, Events & Story Arcs.