Exploding Pagers, Rate Cuts, Abercrombie and Sex Crimes, is it NEWS? (2024-09-18)
- Broadcast Date: 2024-09-18
- YouTube Archive: Exploding Pagers, Rate Cuts, Abercrombie and Sex Crimes, is it NEWS? (ID:
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Overview
Case Blackwell anchors a two-hour broadcast covering the Israeli pager attacks in Lebanon and Abercrombie & Fitch sex crime allegations, interrupted by Hype Train’s Austin Powers freestyle and a chaotic interview with wizard Henry Pottermore. The crew rates internet videos from a bear-mauling dip commercial to a 1968 car dealership tirade, learns dubious life skills from Jeb and his wood-trapped father, and concludes with a Jumbalaya panel where all guests — including Grandma Crumble Bottom — admit to wetting the bed more than seven times.
Segment rundown
| Start | End | Segment | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:41 | 13:35 | News: Cold Open & Jacket Reveal | Pepito delivers station sign-on; Case unveils new washable blazer with blue lining, discusses Fiona’s streaming status and Urkel/Stefan dynamic. |
| 14:28 | 25:42 | News: Exploding Pagers in Lebanon | Rick reports on Israeli pager/walkie-talkie attacks killing 32 and injuring thousands; Case and Rick debate legality and collateral damage; Rick exits to Venezuela. |
| 26:02 | 37:28 | Hype Train: Austin Powers Trap Beat Freestyle | Hype Train commandeers feed with freestyle raps over Austin Powers trap beats, thanks bits/subs (Uncle Phil 2800, Giggle Trash 100), declares ‘I do sex crimes not rhymes’. |
| 37:49 | 38:38 | News: Peter Gibbon Check-In | Case checks on Peter in the walls; Peter mentions fridge left open, cheese theft. |
| 39:31 | 53:51 | News: Abercrombie & Fitch Sex Crimes Allegations | Jeff Ripple covers BBC documentary allegations against former CEO Mike Jeffries and partner Matthew Smith: liquid Viagra injections, straight men exploitation, FBI investigation. |
| 53:51 | 01:02:28 | News: Henry Pottermore Interview | Case interviews ‘Henry Pottermore,’ a wizard wanted for avada kedavra-ing 40 classmates and his father while attempting ‘Ava Catgirl’ spell; sorting hat reveals sexual partners. |
| 01:03:58 | 01:33:47 | Amongst the Web: Internet Video Ratings | Case, Crum, Munch rate: Kodiak dip commercial (bear eats actor), UK woman’s Trump ‘back shots’ video, explicit rap video, airport poop escalator, NZ PM slang video, wrestling knife spot, bear encounter TikTok, stone-breaking fail, Shrek kid, 1968 Ralph Williams car commercial. |
| 01:34:20 | 01:53:21 | How To with Jeb: Muscle Painting, Proposals & Erection Hiding | Jeb and his wood-trapped dad cover: speed-paint abs, Lorraine’s ‘don’t put out’ proposal strategy, memorable proposal ideas (stranger, post-breakup, 50 years later, whitewater rafting), hide unwanted erection. |
| 01:53:52 | 02:11:36 | Jambalaya: Bed-Wetting Panel | Panel (Chet, Liliana, Grandma Crumble Bottom, Tyler) questioned on adult bed-wetting >7 times; all admit to it; Grandma pees on floor live; poll results: everyone correct. |
| 02:11:36 | 02:14:40 | News: Raid Outro | Case announces Patreon tomorrow, raids Dillon playing Alan Wake Remastered. |
Characters
- Case Blackwell (speaking) — Anchors two-hour broadcast; debuts new washable blazer; interviews Henry Pottermore; hosts Amongst the Web and Jumbalaya.
- Pepito (speaking) — executive producer. Delivers cold open sign-on; comments on Case’s jacket; cues Henry Pottermore feed.
- Rick (speaking) — correspondent. Reports on Israeli pager attacks in Lebanon; debates Case on legality; exits to Venezuela.
- Hype Train (speaking) — musical interruption. Freestyles over Austin Powers trap beats; thanks bits/subs; declares ‘I do sex crimes not rhymes’; promotes Wet and Hard water park.
- Peter Gibbon (speaking) — news stowaway. Brief wall check-in; admits leaving fridge open; organizes rat clans in walls.
- Jeff Ripple (speaking) — correspondent. Covers Abercrombie & Fitch sex crimes allegations against Mike Jeffries and Matthew Smith.
- Crum (speaking) — debate analyst. Co-hosts Amongst the Web; rates videos with Munch; jokes about hanging out in walls with Peter.
- Munch (speaking) — debate analyst. Co-hosts Amongst the Web; banters with Crum; mentions wife Belulia and coitus calendar.
- Chet (speaking) — science correspondent. Jumbalaya panelist; claims powerful bladder, works for David Copperfield, signed legal NDAs.
- Liliana (speaking) — desk partner. Jumbalaya panelist; claims complete bladder control, tactical fluid strikes, hundreds of mattresses.
- Grandma Crumble Bottom (speaking) — recurring guest. Jumbalaya panelist; uses same crib mattress 72 years; pees on floor live during segment.
- Jeb (speaking) — How To host. Broadcasts from woodshop with dad’s spirit in wood; covers muscle painting, proposals, erection hiding.
- Jeb’s Dad (speaking) — deceased co-host. Spirit trapped in wood; claims jacked ghost physique; bickers with Jeb about courtship.
- Tyler (speaking) — Jumbalaya guest. Panelist; sleeps in piles/hammocks; considers love a mattress; offers blood to anyone.
Storyline updates
- Join the Wall [01:32:44]: [01:32:44] Crum jokes about hanging out in walls with Peter; Peter confirms he’s busy sorting rat clans in the walls.
Lore notes
- [08:47] Case Blackwell: Debuts new washable blazer with blue lining that picks up less green screen spill [08:47].
- [01:34:54] Peter Gibbon: Manages rat clans in studio walls; clans fight if not sorted correctly [01:34:54].
- [01:40:34] Jeb’s Dad: Claims to be ripped/jacked as a spirit residing in wood [01:40:34].
- [02:09:46] Grandma Crumble Bottom: Urinates on studio floor live during Jumbalaya segment [02:09:46].
Transcript
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