Elden Things (2024-06-05)
- Broadcast Date: 2024-06-05
- YouTube Archive: Elden Things (ID:
-9GKYnJT4H4) - Approx length: 1:14:04
- Ingest run:
tools/runs/-9GKYnJT4H4/
Overview
Barely Informed News suspended standard news operations for an extended Elden Ring character creation and tutorial session. Anchor Case Blackwell, declaring ‘this isn’t news anymore,’ collaborated with chat to construct a mature Samurai named Notorious Sex Guy Case Blackwell optimized for a perfumer-based ‘science eyes’ build, before acquiring Torrent and the Spirit Calling Bell in the opening hours of the Lands Between.
Segment rundown
| Start | End | Segment | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01:23 | 02:01 | News: Pre-Broadcast Audio Configuration | Anchor Case Blackwell troubleshoots audio routing for co-host Fiona before abandoning news format for an Elden Ring character creation session. |
| 02:01 | 39:36 | News: Elden Ring Character Creation: Notorious Sex Guy Case Blackwell | Chat polls determine character name, class (Samurai), build (Check Guy the Science Eyes/perfumer), age (mature), and visual archetype (Lube Chef) with maximum skin luster, blonde hair, mustache, rosy cheeks, eyeliner, and chocolate facial tattoo. |
| 39:36 | 01:12:24 | News: Lands Between Tutorial Playthrough | Blackwell reacquaints with controls, acquires spectral steed Torrent, meets Melina and Witch Ranni, obtains Spirit Calling Bell, and survives a Tree Sentinel encounter before saving progress. |
| 01:12:24 | 01:14:04 | News: Broadcast Conclusion and Host Handoff | Anchor terminates session for Patreon podcast obligation, acknowledges raid from Mogax, and hosts streamer Psychor. |
Characters
- Case Blackwell (speaking) — Anchored a non-news Elden Ring character creation and tutorial playthrough, debuting the canonical avatar Notorious Sex Guy Case Blackwell (Lube Chef variant).
Storyline updates
- No specific storyline updates recorded
Lore notes
- No lore notes recorded
Transcript
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