Artistically Nude No More, Rudy Payments, Chuck E. Selling, it’s NEWZZZ (2023-12-16)
- Broadcast Date: 2023-12-16
- YouTube Archive: Artistically Nude No More, Rudy Payments, Chuck E. Selling, it’s NEWZZZ (ID:
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Overview
Barely Informed News covered Discord’s server outage and Twitch’s same-day rollback of its artistic nudity policy after AI-generated deepfake concerns. Trip Bradstein canvassed park opinions on erotic fighting and hentai, while conspiracy time examined Michael Jackson’s alleged deeper voice and a Japanese milk commercial implying nipple racism. Munch debated a disguised Crum (‘Eugene Scrum’) on Twitch nudity, declaring victory when Crum refused the con position. Trent reviewed three trailers, and Pepito was voted permanent producer before a raid to Dank Sauce.
Segment rundown
| Start | End | Segment | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:00 | 23:00 | News: Discord Outage & Topless Policy Debate | Case opens broadcast discussing Discord server issues and debates Twitch’s topless policy double standards with chat. |
| 23:00 | 32:00 | News: Biscord Interview: Discord PR Response | Pepito connects Case with ‘Biscord’ (Dronovan), Discord’s PR representative, who denies outage issues and announces AI bot return. |
| 32:00 | 51:00 | News: Fucks List & Twitch Nudity Rollback | Case reviews the 400+ entry Fucks List; reads Twitch’s official statement rolling back artistic nudity policy effective today. |
| 51:00 | 77:00 | Trip on the Street: Trip on the Street: Erotic Opinions | Trip Bradstein interviews park denizens about erotic fighting, Venus fly trap encounters, hentai, time travel, and 9/11 warnings. |
| 77:00 | 101:00 | News: Conspiracy Time: Michael Jackson’s Voice & Nipple Racism | Case investigates YouTube videos claiming Michael Jackson’s real voice was deeper, and a Japanese commercial suggesting nipples are racist. |
| 101:00 | 118:00 | Munch & Crum: Munch & Crum: Boobs on Twitch Debate | Munch debates ‘Eugene Scrum’ (Crum in disguise) about Twitch nudity; Crum refuses to take the con position, Munch declares victory. |
| 118:00 | 137:00 | Trent at the Movies: Trent at the Movies: Three Trailers | Trent reviews trailers for The American Society of Magical Negroes, IF (Ryan Reynolds), and Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever (1990s). |
| 137:00 | 149:00 | News: Closing: Pepito Poll & Raid | Crum returns for keys; Pepito voted permanent producer; raid to Dank Sauce with Grunch Miss Sunday announcement. |
Characters
- Case Blackwell (speaking) — Anchored broadcast covering Discord outage, Twitch nudity rollback, conspiracy theories, and trailers; moderated Munch & Crum debate.
- Pepito (speaking) — executive producer. Connected Case to Biscord; voted permanent producer via dog poll; demanded scraps raise.
- Kendelle (speaking) — in-studio contributor. Walked through studio; discussed Twitch nudity meta and nipple color theory; agreed to Sunday Grunch Miss stream.
- Biscord (Dronovan) (speaking) — call-in guest. Discord PR spokesperson who denied outages, announced AI bot return, and claimed Discord kittens don’t exist.
- Trip Bradstein (speaking) — field correspondent. Conducted street interviews on erotic fighting, hentai, time travel, and 9/11 from park bushes.
- Munch (Ralph Munchcut) (speaking) — debate analyst. Debated ‘Eugene Scrum’ on Twitch nudity; declared victory when Crum refused to oppose boobs; sang ‘Fat Bottom Girls’.
- Crum (Leonard Crum) (speaking) — debate analyst. Pretended to be ‘Eugene Scrum’ to avoid debating; agreed with Munch on boobs; returned for keys and contract discussion.
- Trent (speaking) — correspondent. Hosted Trent at the Movies segment reviewing three trailers including Ryan Reynolds’ IF and 90s Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever.
Storyline updates
- Crum Dick Punch: [101:00] Crum claims to have quit the network and appears as ‘Eugene Scrum’ to avoid debating Munch, but returns by end of broadcast for keys and contract talk.
- Beyblade Tournament: [137:00] Sunday 7pm ‘Grunch Miss’ stream announced for Beyblade 2v2 event; Case and Kendall may appear; green body paint required.
Lore notes
- [39:39] Case Blackwell: [39:39] Read Twitch’s official statement rolling back artistic nudity policy effective 2023-12-16; digital depictions of nudity banned regardless of medium.
- [137:00] Pepito: [137:00] Voted permanent producer via chat poll (New Keep / Permanent Consulting Producer); legally obligated to no longer be terminated.
- [101:00] Crum (Leonard Crum): [101:00] Claimed to have quit network; appeared as ‘Eugene Scrum’ with different graphics; returned by end of show for keys.
- [137:00] Kendelle: [137:00] May appear Sunday for Grunch Miss Beyblade stream; agreed to ‘fucks list’ participation.
Transcript
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