Deepseeking a friend, Cabinet Confirmation Bias, Future Dicks, wat is a news? (2025-01-27)
- Broadcast Date: 2025-01-27
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Overview
Barely Informed News opened with Pepito’s sign-on and a News desk deep-dive into DeepSeek’s market disruption and Heathcliff’s romantic history. The broadcast cycled through a Jeb-led instructional segment culminating in a $700 ‘I Love You Test’ payout, a cabinet confirmation recap, a brutal Amongst the Web viewer video block, a Chet Guy the Science Eyes investigation into alleged penis size inflation, a Hype Train theme overhaul, a movie trailer review block, and an extended Trip on the Street featuring park denizens and a Kendall content strategy session.
Segment rundown
| Start | End | Segment | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:06 | 10:37 | News: Cold Open & Station Sign-on | Pepito delivers the network sign-on and countdown; Case Blackwell opens the broadcast noting sub goal scheduling uncertainty. |
| 10:37 | 34:45 | News: News Desk: DeepSeek, Heathcliff, and Market Reaction | Case and Munch banter about Heathcliff’s girlfriends before discussing Chinese AI DeepSeek triggering a U.S. tech stock sell-off; Case prompts DeepSeek to write a Heathcliff parody song about Jeff Ripple. |
| 35:09 | 57:44 | How To with Jeb: How To with Jeb: Bodybuilding Poses, Girlfriend Advice, and the I Love You Test | Jeb and his board-trapped father watch instructional videos on bodybuilding posing, relationship advice from ‘Dear Cyber Sue,’ and Evan Michaels’ ‘I Love You Test’; Jeb attempts the test on Kendall, resulting in a $700 payout. |
| 58:49 | 1:10:15 | News: News Desk: Trump Cabinet Confirmations | Case and security guard Craig discuss confirmations of Pete Hegseth (Defense), Marco Rubio, John Ratcliffe (CIA), and Kristi Noem (Homeland Security), with commentary on Hegseth’s oath ceremony. |
| 1:11:26 | 1:34:06 | Amongst the Web: Amongst the Web: Viewer Video Submissions | Case and Craig rate viewer-submitted videos including a roach torture clip, cosplay, a gender reveal, a yogurt jar opening, a cringe influencer, and a Canadian drinking bit; zero scores dominate. |
| 1:34:29 | 1:48:30 | Chet Guy the Science Eyes: Chet Guy the Science Eyes: Future Dick Science | Chet and ChetAI interrupt the broadcast to analyze a Unilad article claiming average penis size has grown 25% since 1992 and may reach 8.5 inches, with speculation on built-in contraception and vaginal changes; ChetAI glitches during math. |
| 1:48:30 | 1:51:03 | Hype Train: Hype Train: New Theme Debut | Hype Train appears with a new theme based on Quad City DJs’ ‘Come On Ride the Train,’ briefly interacts with the DJs before the segment ends abruptly. |
| 1:51:03 | 2:08:44 | Amongst the Web: Amongst the Web: Trent at the Movies (Trailer Reviews) | Case and Trip Bradstein (as ‘Trent’) watch trailers for Bubble Ghost (Game Boy), Modern Vampires (1998), an FX alien series, a PSVR2 horror game ‘The Obsessive Shadow,’ and a Jack Black mid-2000s project. |
| 2:09:18 | 3:01:20 | Trip on the Street: Trip on the Street: Park Opinions and Content Brainstorm | Trip Bradstein collects opinions from park denizens including a Pepsi-deprived Costco shopper, Mountain Mark (moon man battle), the Canadian Tickler, a JD Vance impersonator demanding ‘wiener’ restored to ‘dong,’ a corporate undermining advisor, a Hamtaro fan, and HR impostor Brock Stickman/Jack Jackoff; Kendall joins for content strategy brainstorming. |
Characters
- Pepito (speaking) — Executive Producer. Delivered the station sign-on and countdown, managed broadcast flow, and refused to block strangers from the satellite room.
- Case Blackwell (speaking) — Lead Anchor. Anchored the News desk, hosted Amongst the Web and Chet segments, debuted Hype Train’s new theme, and discussed Disney pass renewal with Kendall.
- Munch (Ralph Munchcut) (speaking) — Debate Analyst. Sparred with Case on the News desk over Heathcliff lore and DeepSeek market impact.
- Jeb Nogget (speaking) — How To Host. Hosted the instructional segment from his workshop with his deceased father trapped in a wooden board.
- Jeb’s Dad (speaking) — Co-host (Spirit in Wood). Bickered with Jeb from inside a wooden board, claimed Tinder presence, and referenced replacing his wife’s first husband at Chuck E. Cheese.
- Kendelle (speaking) — In-Studio Contributor. Endured Jeb’s ‘I Love You Test’ confession for $700, then joined Trip’s park segment to brainstorm content ideas including ‘cupcake for confessions.’
- Rick (speaking) — Security Guard / Amongst the Web Co-host. Co-hosted Amongst the Web video ratings while claiming to be Ben Affleck’s former security.
- Chet (Chet Manscape) (speaking) — Chief Science Correspondent. Commandeered the broadcast for a penis growth study analysis, deploying ChetAI for math and future-vision glitches.
- ChetAI (speaking) — Neural Co-host. Attempted to calculate 25% of 4.8 inches, glitched into a future vision, and offered ‘elephant’ as a possible answer.
- Hype Train (speaking) — Musical Interruption. Debuted a new Quad City DJs-based theme music and briefly interacted with the DJs before being cut off.
- Trip Bradstein (speaking) — Field Correspondent. Hosted Trip on the Street from park bushes, collecting opinions from eccentric park denizens and brainstorming with Kendall.
Storyline updates
- No specific storyline updates recorded
Lore notes
- 09:09 Case’s sub goal streaming schedule remains uncertain, possibly Tuesday or weekend.
- 16:13 Kendall’s ‘Filipino son’ puppet is in a pirate phase and says ‘Oi.’
- 50:15 Jeb’s Dad claims he replaced his wife’s first husband at Chuck E. Cheese while the husband was very sick.
- 49:53 Jeb paid Kendall $700 after attempting the ‘I Love You Test’ on her during the How To segment.
- 1:41:17 ChetAI glitched into a future vision while calculating 25% of 4.8, offering answers ‘1.2’ or ‘elephant.’
- 1:48:30 Hype Train adopted a new theme based on Quad City DJs’ ‘Come On Ride the Train.’
- 2:39:24 Case and Kendall re-purchased Disneyland annual passes and are planning a Disney World trip with Genie+.
- 2:41:07 Case experienced leg pain on the Tron coaster at Shanghai Disney due to tight seating.
- 2:57:45 Brock Stickman claims to be HR at Kendall’s company; Jack Jackoff revealed as stacked towels in a hoodie impersonating him.
Transcript
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