Truth Social Scams, Super Perverts, Snakes Trends, it’s curse NEWS (2024-10-08)
- Broadcast Date: 2024-10-08
- YouTube Archive: Truth Social Scams, Super Perverts, Snakes Trends, it’s curse NEWS (ID:
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Overview
Barely Informed News exposed a wave of pig butchering scams on Truth Social draining elderly users of hundreds of thousands of dollars, then pivoted to a prostate milking tutorial from Jeb Nogget’s woodshop — where his deceased father revealed the Stonehaven family’s ancestral ‘ass wizard’ lineage. Peter Gibbon hijacked the desk to profile a car wash voyeur, Liliana documented the rising snake therapy trend, Trip Bradstein weathered a parade of park grotesques including his Truth Social-scammed grandmother, and DJ Newsic closed with a musical scam rundown featuring a shady legal expert shilling his own crypto coin.
Segment rundown
| Start | End | Segment | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:06 | 17:26 | Hype Train: Cold Open & Hype Train Surge | Pepito delivers the sign-on as ‘Papita’; Hype Train acknowledges bits and subs, births a ‘little train’, raps over a Bart Simpson instrumental, and derails into apathy toward donor recognition. |
| 17:26 | 36:15 | News: Truth Social Pig Butchering Scams Target Elderly | Case Blackwell and Jeff Ripple detail FTC complaints revealing Truth Social users — predominantly elderly Trump supporters — losing up to $500,000 to pig butchering schemes; Gizmodo’s media inquiry email bounced. |
| 36:15 | 59:20 | How To with Jeb: Prostate Milking, Okra Water, Cocaine Spotting & Hemorrhoids | Jeb Nogget and his deceased father (trapped in a wooden board) review instructional videos: prostate milking tutorial (promoting malegspot.co.uk, now for sale), okra water preparation, Dr. George Northrop on spotting cocaine addicts, and a rapid-fire hemorrhoid treatment guide. |
| 59:49 | 1:12:19 | News: Super Pervert: Car Wash Voyeur Jesse Michael Johnson | Peter Gibbon shoves Liliana aside to cover an Arizona man arrested for crawling under women’s SUVs at a car wash to stare at feet; flash poll selects ‘Dirty Sanchez’ as optimal facial hair disguise; Case interviews a sentient foot (Thomas’s foot) on foot fetishism and Legos. |
| 1:24:04 | 1:58:13 | Amongst the Web: Viral Video Review: Tennis F-Bomb, Jeremy Fragrance, Chandelier Jumbotron, Gruden, Body Head | Case and Chet Manscape react to: a tennis player telling officials ‘fuck you’; Jeremy Fragrance cooking; a son replacing parents’ chandelier with a jumbotron; Jon Gruden football hype montage; a child choosing ‘illegal immigrant’ over liberal friend; ‘Asian taste buds’ salad TikTok; pumpkin patch grandma cursing; Adult Swim’s Body Head trailer (Will Neff, Meat Canyon). |
| 2:00:19 | 2:12:05 | News: Snake Therapy Trend: Serpentessa & Vagus Nerve Hugs | Liliana reports on snake massage therapy in Eucypsy, NY — ‘snake priestess’ Sopintessa guides boa constrictors over clients to stimulate the vagus nerve; six-year-old local news footage shows a woman covered in snakes; Case and Liliana debate snake consent and the Krebs cycle of human-interest recycling. |
| 2:12:05 | 2:36:24 | Trip on the Street: Park Dispatches: Grandma Truth Social Scam, Bead Keeper, Parasite Therapy, Trap Door, Crypto Sister | Trip Bradstein (improvising with wrong glasses) interviews: his grandma scammed on Truth Social for $50k; a ‘Bead Keeper/Beekeeper’ requesting anal bead insertion; a snake enthusiast; Salazar selling parasite therapy to become a ‘mantis-rhino’; a Scottish-accented trap door inventor seeking $500k for a ‘shovel of iniquity’; Papito’s sister pitching Midnight Coin; a hamster mayoral candidate. |
| 2:37:34 | 2:52:37 | DJ Newsic: Musical Truth Social Scam Rundown with Little Tommy Big Law | DJ Newsic raps through three scam cases (Minnesota $500k, Tennessee $170k, New York $168k) over trap beats; legal expert ‘Little Tommy Big Law’ advises victims to ‘talk to everybody’s dad’ and shills his own crypto coin (little Tommy crypto coin dot biz). |
| 2:52:37 | 2:54:46 | News: Raid to Known Pro & Sign-Off | Case attempts a raid to ‘Known Pro’ (No Me Pro) playing Astro Bot; chat sends off with S1000, AppleDaple, Funnel Web; stream ends mid-song with technical noise. |
Characters
- Pepito (speaking) — executive producer. Delivered cold open as ‘Papita’, interjected during Hype Train and Jeb segments, claimed snake-origin birth, argued with Case over logic.
- Hype Train (speaking) — hype train. Acknowledged bits/subs, birthed a ‘little train’, rapped over Bart Simpson beat, declared apathy toward donations, demanded apathetic trap instrumental.
- Jeff Ripple (speaking) — correspondent. Co-anchored Truth Social scam story, plugged his novel ‘Jeff Ripple: The Story of a Ripple’, debated chiropractic business scam with Case.
- Jeb Nogget (speaking) — correspondent. Hosted How To with Jeb from woodshop with deceased father; covered prostate milking, okra water, cocaine addict spotting, hemorrhoids; revealed Stonehaven ‘ass wizard’ lineage.
- Peter Gibbon (speaking) — news stowaway. Invaded desk to cover car wash voyeur story, shoved Liliana aside, ran facial hair flash poll, claimed cavernous butt prevents prostate milking.
- Liliana (speaking) — desk partner. Co-anchored snake therapy segment, debated snake consent and human-interest recycling, admitted feeding men ‘hair cookies’.
- Trip Bradstein (speaking) — field correspondent. Broadcast from park bushes with wrong glasses; interviewed grandma, bead keeper, snake man, parasite seller, trap door inventor, crypto sister, hamster; endorsed Ham Tarot for mayor.
Storyline updates
- No specific storyline updates recorded
Lore notes
- 2:12:46 Pepito claims to have been born from a snake through ‘the power of eating.’
- 1:00:31 Peter Gibbon states his ‘cavernous butt’ is too deep for prostate milking, comparing it to ‘rummaging through a pile of fisherman’s nets.’
- 46:50 Jeb’s deceased father (in the wood) reveals the Stonehaven family are generational ‘ass wizards’ akin to Belmonts or Van Helsings for anal matters.
- 49:28 Jeb’s father makes a distinctive noise ‘every time I’d rock it off’ (orgasm).
- 2:05:47 Liliana admits she makes men eat ‘cookie hairs’ and ‘hair cookies’ and considers perming the hair for presentation.
- 2:16:01 Trip Bradstein’s grandmother flew from Minnesota for a ‘mini soda’ and claims grandfather moved to ‘heaven, Minnesota, one county over.’
- 2:33:21 Papito has a sister who promotes Midnight Coin on Truth Social and sought $500k from Trip to warn Papito to stop eating cheese.
- 2:35:47 Trip Bradstein claims Papito can ‘go subterranean and ride the mice illegal network underground’ and speculates Papito might be a fungus.
- 2:27:49 Trip Bradstein endorses ‘Ham Tarot’ for mayor of the park after repeated name mentions.
Transcript
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