Biden Time, AI Bullet Vending Machines, Gay Furry Hackers, all words equaling NEWS (2024-07-09)
- Broadcast Date: 2024-07-09
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Overview
Barely Informed News covers Biden’s NATO appearance and neurologist press briefing before pivoting to a wikiFeet investigation targeting Kendall. The Amongst the Web segment reviews viral videos including raw-dogging flights, an eight-minute bubble song, and Trump’s Hannibal Lecter obsession. The broadcast closes with movie trailers, a Joe Rogan parody featuring a toad-licking Biden fantasy, and a raid to Ricky Peacock led by NYC subway voice Charlie Pellet.
Segment rundown
| Start | End | Segment | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:04 | 08:33 | Hype Train: Broadcast Sign-On and Hype Train Activation | Pepito delivers cold open; Hype Train suffers audio issues before launching into freestyle acknowledgments of subscribers and bit donors. |
| 08:33 | 16:56 | Hype Train: Hype Train Freestyle and Subscriber Roll Call | Hype Train raps over a ‘terrible trap beat’ while thanking Uncle Phil 2K, Skymer, Waco’s Art, Xander, Brundle Sprout, and S1000; discusses spawn-like nature of Hype Train’s existence. |
| 16:56 | 19:06 | News: Post-Hype Train Desk Banter | Case and Pepito exchange profanity-laden banter; Pepito reveals he has been hanging out with Chet and picked up his vocabulary. |
| 19:06 | 40:54 | News: Biden NATO Speech and Press Briefing Coverage | Jeff Ripple joins to cover White House press briefing on Biden’s neurologist visits, Biden’s NATO speech awarding Medal of Freedom to Jens Stoltenberg, and debate over Biden’s mental fitness; Ripple signs off with ‘Biden time’ pun. |
| 42:20 | 48:12 | News: Kendall Call-In and Wiki Feet Investigation | Kendall calls in on speakerphone; chat discovers a wikiFeet page for her; Case runs a flash poll to identify the creator; Kendall denies involvement. |
| 48:12 | 101:20 | Amongst the Web: Viral Video Review: Plane Deaths, Raw Dogging Flights, Airport Restaurants, Bubble Song, Trump Hannibal Lecter, Joe Rogan/Miley Cyrus, Prison Loaf, Giant Worm Animation, National Treasure Supercut | Scrum co-hosts; videos rated on 1-10 scale; highlights include raw dogging flight trend, eight-minute bubble song, Trump’s Hannibal Lecter rant (Vic Berger supercut), and giant worm AI animation. |
| 101:20 | 101:41 | Amongst the Web: Kendall Arrives In-Studio | Kendall walks through frame; brief discussion of sketch controversy and wikiFeet page; flash poll results tie between chat and Crum. |
| 102:22 | 105:31 | News: Kendall In-Studio Banter and Wiki Feet Aftermath | Kendall discusses foot tattoo, wikiFeet ratings, Kevin’s feet, and potential streaming setup; Case mentions CASM assets and call-in show assets in development. |
| 142:22 | 205:31 | How To with Jeb: Movie Trailers with Trent and Chris | Trent and Chris review trailers for Gladiator II, Louis C.K. documentary ‘Sorry Not Sorry’, Emmanuel erotic film, and Kite Man animated series; discuss DC universe and Louis C.K. controversy. |
| 205:31 | 223:06 | The Jo Rogen Experience: Joe Rogan Experience Parody: Moose Noises, Flat Earth, Hannibal Lecter, Toad-Licking Biden Fantasy | Case and AI Joe Rogan discuss moose interview strategy, earth shape agnosticism, Trump’s Hannibal Lecter obsession, and a graphic fantasy of licking toads and spitting into Biden’s mouth to cure his dryness. |
| 223:28 | 232:41 | News: Charlie Pellet Interview and Raid to Ricky Peacock | Case interviews Charlie Pellet, voice of NYC subway, via a Bloomberg profile video; Pellet delivers sign-off from his country farm; raid initiated to Ricky Peacock with Pellet attempting a subway-themed rap. |
Characters
- Case Blackwell (speaking) — Anchors full broadcast; manages Hype Train technical issues, conducts Biden news desk, runs wikiFeet flash poll, hosts Amongst the Web with Scrum, interviews Charlie Pellet.
- Pepito (speaking) — executive producer. Delivers cold open; engages in profane banter with Case; reveals exposure to Chet’s vocabulary.
- Hype Train (speaking) — hype train. Executes subscriber/bit acknowledgments via freestyle rap over broken beats; discusses metaphysical spawn-like existence.
- Jeff Ripple (speaking) — correspondent. Delivers Biden coverage including press briefing neurologist exchange and NATO speech; debates Biden’s mental fitness with Case.
- Kendelle (speaking) — in-studio contributor. Calls in on speakerphone, then appears in-studio; subject of wikiFeet page investigation; discusses foot tattoo and streaming plans.
- Trent (speaking) — field correspondent. Hosts movie trailer segment from theater with Chris; reviews Gladiator II, Louis C.K., Emmanuel, Kite Man.
- Chris (speaking) — field correspondent. Accompanies Trent as ‘sprawl officer’; comments on trailers and DC universe.
- Joe Rogan (speaking) — call-in guest. AI parody joins for The Jo Rogen Experience; discusses moose noises, flat earth, Hannibal Lecter, and toad-licking Biden fantasy.
Storyline updates
- No specific storyline updates recorded
Lore notes
- 43:29 Kendelle: Has a wikiFeet page created by an unknown party (chat suspects Eldrick); page features a single photo from Instagram showing her foot tattoo.
- 1:22:53 Kendelle: Owns a Charlie Pellet (NYC subway voice) sound pellet.
- 1:14:04 Case Blackwell: Developing CASM assets and call-in show assets for Kendall’s future streaming setup.
- 1:32:17 Case Blackwell: References Reverend Wolf’s prophecy that ‘Fiona will never come back and I’ll never move.’
- 2:28:23 Charlie Pellet: Is the long-time voice of the NYC subway system; currently resides at a country farm; loves farming; hates North Dakota (prefers one Dakota).
Transcript
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