Mid Week Newsery (2025-12-11)
- Broadcast Date: 2025-12-11
- YouTube Archive: Mid Week Newsery (ID:
PwADgcTc4os) - Approx length: 2:05:37
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Overview
Case Blackwell navigates a chaotic mid-week broadcast plagued by nine YouTube copyright strikes and technical failures, covering the U.S. seizure of a Venezuelan oil tanker, a San Diego high school gym rented for an adult-content stream, and a viral $70K Hello Kitty Parthenon proposal. The show features a Hype Train derailment about bird feet, a Trip on the Street segment disrupted by a llama substitute for Jeff Ripple, and a Munch & Crum debate on bidets versus garden hoses that devolves into Crum’s anal hygiene confessions and butt-toy collection reveal.
Segment rundown
| Start | End | Segment | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:00 | 29:00 | News: Cold Open: Copyright Strike Crisis & Hype Train Derailment | Case battles nine YouTube copyright strikes on recent VODs while Pepito runs cold open; Hype Train appears for a bird-themed freestyle that spirals into toe-licking surrealism before being dismissed. |
| 29:00 | 43:00 | News: U.S. Seizes Venezuelan Oil Tanker; Trump Gold Card Launches | Case covers the Coast Guard seizure of a sanctioned Iranian-Venezuelan tanker off Venezuela’s coast, Trump’s ‘largest tanker ever’ rhetoric, and the immediate pivot to advertising the $5M Trump Gold Card visa program. |
| 43:00 | 50:00 | News: Canyon Crest Academy Gym Rented for Adult-Content Stream | Local NBC report on Wubby’s 24-hour Twitch stream sponsored by an adult site featuring scantily clad performers, toe-sucking, and a staged crucifixion; school district claims rental agreement violated. |
| 50:00 | 53:00 | News: Lightning Bum: British Colloquialism for Rectal Electric Shocks | Medical segment on ‘lightning bum’ — sudden sharp rectal pain from nerve misfires — with Case admitting he experiences it and Hype Train joking about electric butt plugs. |
| 53:00 | 56:00 | News: Dakota Johnson Praises Saudi Film Industry | Case dissects Johnson’s claim that Saudi Arabia renewed her faith in cinema, questioning celebrity propaganda junkets funded by the Saudi royal family. |
| 56:00 | 59:00 | News: Swedish Musician Teaches Octopus Jazz Piano | Brief palate cleanser: video of an octopus playing piano keys in a jazz style; Case declares mission accomplished. |
| 59:00 | 01:00:00 | News: San Francisco Woman Gives Birth in Waymo Robotaxi | Waymo rider support detected unusual activity and called 911; Case jokes about surge pricing for the newborn passenger. |
| 01:00:00 | 01:06:00 | News: Nick Fuentes Admits Attraction to Women, Denies Women Voting Rights | Case watches clip of Fuentes telling Piers Morgan he’s attracted to women but believes they shouldn’t vote; Case dismisses him as a grifting rage-baiter from the mid-2010s. |
| 01:06:00 | 01:09:00 | News: New York Times Vows to Cover Trump’s Health Despite Threats | Case notes the Times’ belated willingness to report on the president’s visible decline, while mocking his own attempts to say something clip-proof about Hitler. |
| 01:09:00 | 01:11:00 | News: Gernon Competition Returns; Kendelle in Philadelphia | Case mentions the annual face-gurning contest Gernon; reveals Kendelle is eating expensive steaks in Philly with Tucker Roberts (G4) and watching AEW Dynamite. |
| 01:11:00 | 01:13:00 | News: JD Vance’s Five-Year-Old Goes ‘Absolutely Nuts’ Over Bible Page 66-77 | Vance tweets about his son repeating ‘six seven’ during church reading; In-N-Out preemptively removes the number combo from its ordering system. |
| 01:13:00 | 01:17:00 | News: Glenn Beck Interviews AI George Washington on BlazeTV | AI Washington delivers 29-point referenced lecture; Beck asks him to ‘dumb it down’; Case mocks the slave-teeth rendering and the perpetual AI founder feedback loop. |
| 01:17:00 | 01:19:00 | News: Study: Women’s Farts Smell Worse Due to Hydrogen Sulfide Concentration | Case concedes the point to women; Kendelle’s theoretical flatulence perfection is invoked. |
| 01:19:00 | 01:20:00 | News: In-N-Out Removes ‘6/7’ From Menu After Vance Tweet | Chain scrubs the number combo; Case claims the trend will die once old people adopt it. |
| 01:20:00 | 01:25:00 | News: Chinese Man Spends $70K on Hello Kitty Parthenon Proposal | Custom-built Hello Kitty Parthenon in Shenyang sets viral proposal bar; Case brainstorms Beyblade-ring and Love Is Blind set ideas for his own eventual proposal. |
| 01:25:00 | 01:44:00 | Trip on the Street: Trip Bradstein Intercepts Park Opinions Amid Bush-Spraying Ultimatum | Trip (as Trippy B) fields opinions: a petition to chain Crum and dump him in a dirty river (signed on a used coaster), Rob serving Santa a restraining order, an e-bike rider demanding right-of-way, a homeless ‘CEO of Being Energy’ selling ‘Bug!’ energy drink, Peter Thiel on ketamine claiming to be a flower, and a llama substitute for Jeff Ripple that spits on Trip. |
| 01:46:00 | 02:00:00 | Munch & Crum: Bidets vs. Garden Hoses: The Great Anal Hygiene Debate | Munch champions bidets; Crum argues for high-pressure garden hoses through the window, revealing his butt-toy collection and admitting he enjoys anal stimulation; debate ends in mutual disgust and Crum declaring spiritual victory. |
| 02:00:00 | 02:05:37 | News: Sign-Off: Raid to Raz; Pepito’s Ontological Dog Assertion | Case raids Raz after considering Wubby and Sasha Grey; Pepito insists he is a dog and always will be; Case confirms Kendelle returns tomorrow. |
Characters
- Pepito (speaking) — executive producer. Ran cold open countdown, managed copyright strike triage, asserted he is a dog, and claimed demonic puppetry knowledge of Entourage.
- Hype Train (speaking) — hype train. Derailed bird-themed freestyle into toe-licking and bird-foot-tongue-butt club fantasy before being dismissed by Case.
- Crum (Leonard Crum) (speaking) — debate analyst. Argued for garden-hose anal cleaning, revealed butt-toy ownership, admitted enjoying anal stimulation, and claimed spiritual victory over Munch.
- Munch (Ralph Munchcut) (speaking) — debate analyst. Defended bidets against Crum’s garden-hose regimen, deployed ‘bros before hose’ line, and ended debate in mutual disgust.
- Trip Bradstein (speaking) — field correspondent. Conducted Trip on the Street from a park with new EV charger, interviewed a llama substitute for Jeff Ripple, and received bush-spraying eviction notice.
Storyline updates
- Beyblade Tournament [01:23:48]: [01:23:48] Chat suggests taping engagement ring to a Beyblade for proposal; Case acknowledges the idea as ‘something’ — active community pledge storyline referenced.
Lore notes
- [01:01:47] Case has lost ~25 pounds in the last three months from working out again.
- [01:09:32] Kendelle: Kendelle is in Philadelphia eating expensive steaks with Tucker Roberts (G4) and watching AEW Dynamite.
- [01:22:08] Kendelle: Kendelle does not want a public proposal, family involvement, or a Disney proposal.
- [01:23:16] Kendelle: Kendelle is allergic to cats but owns two cats; no regrets.
- [01:37:40] Trip’s bush manager (Hank) informs Trip the bush will be sprayed tomorrow at 10 AM; Trip refuses to leave.
- [01:19:03] In-N-Out officially removed ‘6/7’ from its ordering system after JD Vance’s viral tweet about his son.
- [01:20:45] Chinese man spent $70K on a custom Hello Kitty Parthenon for a proposal in Shenyang.
Transcript
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