New Week, New Resolutions, it’s NEWS (2025-11-18)
- Broadcast Date: 2025-11-18
- YouTube Archive: New Week, New Resolutions, it’s NEWS (ID:
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Overview
Case Blackwell opens with technical housekeeping before covering the UN Security Council’s adoption of a U.S.-backed Gaza resolution. A chaotic town hall with Gianna Wechmichel and post-op Jevrything fields community questions. Munch and Crum debate Crum’s decades-old moisturizer-water-supply scandal, escalating to gorilla threats. Rick hosts a chat-curated news block spanning Jake Paul, GameStop pawn-pivot, jelking, Newsmax AI fakery, and Epstein lore. Chet and ChetAI close with a Rubin Observatory stellar-stream discovery and a medical debunking of jelking. Crum’s final AI call backfires; Case raids out.
Segment rundown
| Start | End | Segment | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:08 | 20:33 | News: Cold Open & Technical Housekeeping | Pepito delivers sign-on; Case explains OBS resolution change from 4K to 1080p and asset format migration to reduce memory usage; Crum interrupts early. |
| 20:33 | 49:26 | News: UN Security Council Adopts U.S. Gaza Resolution | Case covers Reuters report: UNSC adopts U.S. resolution endorsing Trump’s 20-point Gaza plan and international stabilization force; Russia and China abstain; Hamas rejects; Netanyahu opposes Palestinian state. |
| 49:26 | 52:02 | News: Debate Request & Transition | Chat requests debate on ‘worst email that might appear in news’; Case pivots to town hall segment. |
| 52:02 | 1:15:27 | The Jo Rogen Experience: Town Hall: Gianna Wechmichel & Jevrything | Community Q&A with Gianna (hostile) and Jevrything (post-surgery, promoting music under ‘Jeznery’ and ‘Laud’); questions cover Thanksgiving parade, watch streaks, bone excision, name changes, Capri Sun metallurgy, Christmas timing. |
| 1:15:27 | 1:34:04 | Munch & Crum: Debate: Worst Email / Crum Moisturizer Scandal | Munch and Crum debate Crum’s alleged dove moisturizer water-supply bribery (1998, 2006, 2010); Crum refuses to legally deny; Munch threatens gorilla involvement; Crum claims cash-poor from property ties and gambling. |
| 1:34:42 | 2:00:17 | Amongst the Web: Rick’s Chat-Curated News Roundup | Rick covers Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua, GameStop ‘trade anything’ day (taxidermy), jelking trend, Newsmax airing AI video, Epstein egg-shaped penis deposition, Golden State Killer micro-penis, sex drought study, Rubin Observatory stellar stream. |
| 2:00:17 | 2:13:15 | Chet Guy the Science Eyes: Galaxy Tail Discovery & Jelking Fact-Check | Chet and ChetAI (agreeable mode) discuss Rubin Observatory’s 160k-light-year stellar stream from dwarf galaxy disrupted by M61; watch Dr. Clarissa video debunking jelking efficacy and safety. |
| 2:13:15 | 2:18:41 | News: Stream Wrap & Raid | Crum calls AI ‘Miles’ to adjudicate moisturizer scandal; Miles hangs up; Case ends stream for raid. |
Characters
- Pepito (speaking) — executive producer. Delivers cold open, claims responsibility for ‘fire room’ that singed Crum’s eyebrows.
- Crum (Leonard Crum) (speaking) — debate analyst. Debates moisturizer scandal, claims manapuberty, cash-poor from properties/gambling, calls AI to vindicate him.
- Munch (Ralph Munchcut) (speaking) — debate analyst. Prosecutes Crum on moisturizer emails, threatens gorilla escalation, wins debate on points.
- Jeff Ripple (speaking) — correspondent. Briefly appears, complains about lack of points, reads chat, exits before town hall.
- Gianna Wechmichel (speaking) — town hall guest. Hostile community Q&A participant, insults callers and staff.
- Jevrything (speaking) — town hall guest. Post-surgery (bone excision), promotes spoken-word albums on Jeznery/Laud, engages banter.
- Rick (speaking) — correspondent. Hosts Amongst the Web, reads chat-submitted news, debates Case on Jake Paul and goon economy.
- Chet (Chet Manscape) (speaking) — science correspondent. Triggers on ‘science’, presents Rubin Observatory stellar stream discovery with ChetAI.
- ChetAI (speaking) — AI co-host. Set to agreeable mode, assists with galaxy tail explanation and jelking fact-check.
Storyline updates
- Crum Dick Punch [1:30:13]: [1:30:13] Munch threatens to contact gorilla over Crum’s unresolved gambling debt during moisturizer debate.
- Crum Face Punch [1:28:54]: [1:28:54] Munch references Crum’s $300k debt to mechanical gorilla and Crum’s death/hell stint.
Lore notes
- [21:59] Crum (Leonard Crum): [21:59] Eyebrows temporarily singed off by Pepito’s ‘fire room’; regrow by debate segment.
- [25:29] Crum (Leonard Crum): [25:29] Claims ‘manapuberty’ — a third puberty causing physical changes.
- [1:19:48] Crum (Leonard Crum): [1:19:48] Moisturizer scandal: three email leaks (1998, 2006, 2010) alleging dove moisturizer pumped into Krempton/Rennerton/Drempton water supplies to addict youth; Crum refuses legal denial.
- [1:28:32] Crum (Leonard Crum): [1:28:32] Claims cash-poor despite property portfolio; gambling addiction drains liquidity.
- [55:36] Jevrything: [55:36] Underwent ‘bone excision’ surgery to thin bones for lustrous skin; wears protective hat to keep head in.
- [59:24] Jevrything: [59:24] Releasing music under alias ‘Jeznery’ (Google Gemini prompts) and ‘Laud’ (not Claude).
- [1:59:10] Rubin Observatory: [1:59:10] First images reveal 160,000-light-year stellar stream from dwarf galaxy torn apart by M61, triggering starburst 10M years ago.
- [2:01:11] ChetAI: [2:01:11] Set to ‘agreeable mode’ by Case; validates Chet’s jelking advocacy.
Transcript
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