Rights? Where We’re Going We Don’t Need Rights. It’s Back to the NEWS (2025-03-17)
- Broadcast Date: 2025-03-17
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Overview
Case Blackwell returned from Disney World to anchor a broadcast dominated by the Trump administration’s defiance of a federal court order on Venezuelan deportations and the removal of a Lebanese doctor. The episode cycled through Amongst the Web video reviews, a Leonor Braffinsman news speed run, a ghostly How To with Jeb, a surreal 1958 Yogi Bear confession interview, Guy Redacted’s conspiracy return, and a Munch & Crum debate on anime that resulted in another $5,000 payment toward Crum’s $165,000 debt to the Rock-afire gorilla — whose escalating fence breaches are now ruining Crum’s yard with neighborhood dogs.
Segment rundown
| Start | End | Segment | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:06 | 47:12 | News: Post-Disney Return & Venezuelan Deportation Crisis | Case Blackwell returns from Disney World, recounts Fantasmic show; Dwayne the Shamrock of Johnson delivers St. Patrick’s Day commentary; Chet Manscape appears as ‘Big Cheddar’; Kendall walks through studio; coverage of Trump administration defying court order on Venezuelan deportations and deportation of Dr. Rasha Allawi; beef tallow discussion. |
| 47:12 | 1:17:13 | Amongst the Web: Internet Video Review: Epstein Musical, Eye-Hole Man, Pelican, Cannon Man, Pipe Rock Conspiracy | Case and Crum watch viewer-submitted videos: Joel Haver’s Epstein musical, news cat, man with large eye socket, pelican eating capybara, human cannonball, Tim Lampier’s pipe rock conspiracy video featuring Tom Cruise and Scientology. |
| 1:17:13 | 1:38:42 | News: Leonor Braffinsman Speed Run: Chewing Wood, Jason Isaacs, Starship Troopers, Octopus Venom, Tiger Woods, Penis Crucifix, Funeral Home Justice | Case adopts ‘Leonor Braffinsman’ persona for rapid-fire news: study on chewing wood boosting brain antioxidants; Jason Isaacs on prosthetic penis double standard; Neil Blomkamp directing Starship Troopers; male octopus poisoning females; Tiger Woods dating Vanessa Trump; Behemoth acquitted for penis crucifix; funeral home worker stuffing penis in mouth; Grimes AI art. |
| 1:38:42 | 1:48:03 | How To with Jeb: Ghost Jeb’s Watermelon, Milk, Irish Coffee, Jelqing, Hot Dog, and Fishing Tutorials | Jeb Nogget broadcasts from ‘the wood’ as a ghost; demonstrates watermelon net chop, slicing milk, Irish coffee, jelqing with dildo, Vietnamese dessert, grilled hot dogs with cheese/chili, and hammer-bait fishing catching a mysterious object; Jeb’s Dad (board) interjects. |
| 1:48:03 | 1:57:56 | News: 1958 Yogi Bear Interview & Guy Redacted Returns | Case interviews 1958 Yogi Bear who confesses to killing Boo Boo, luring Boy Scouts, and starting Smoky Bear’s parents’ fire; Guy Redacted returns from silencing, investigates Avril Lavigne body double conspiracy, claims government changed search to ‘body pool’. |
| 1:57:56 | 2:09:07 | Munch & Crum: Solo Leveling vs. Hunter x Hunter Debate; Gorilla Debt Payment | Crum argues for unseen Solo Leveling (infinite theoretical quality); Munch defends Hunter x Hunter (ant soldier Frieza, Buddha technique). Munch wins vote; Rock-afire gorilla receives $5,000 auto-payment on Crum’s $165,000 debt; gorilla’s fence breaches causing dog infestation discussed. |
| 2:09:07 | 2:11:20 | News: Sign-Off & Raid to Psychor | Munch delivers freestyle rap; Case raids Psychor’s special event channel. |
Characters
- Case Blackwell (speaking) — Anchored full broadcast: Disney recap, news desk, Amongst the Web, Leonor Braffinsman speed run, Yogi Bear interview, Munch & Crum debate moderation.
- Pepito (speaking) — executive producer. Delivered cold open sign-on as ‘Papita the dog’ at top of broadcast.
- Chet (Chet Manscape) (speaking) — science correspondent. Appeared as ‘Big Cheddar’ for St. Patrick’s Day, claimed multi-ethnic heritage, bantered with Case before news segment.
- Kendelle (speaking) — in-studio contributor. Walked through studio with signature theme music, teased Case about smell and door, moderated chat ban powers.
- Crum (Leonard Crum) (speaking) — debate analyst. Co-hosted Amongst the Web commentary, debated Munch on Solo Leveling vs Hunter x Hunter, $165k gorilla debt auto-paid $5k.
- Munch (Ralph Munchcut) (speaking) — debate analyst. Co-hosted Amongst the Web, won Hunter x Hunter debate, collected $5k gorilla payment, delivered sign-off freestyle rap.
- Jeb Nogget (speaking) — instructional host. Broadcast as ghost from ‘the wood’ for How To with Jeb, demonstrated watermelon, milk, jelqing, hot dogs, fishing.
- Jeb’s Dad (speaking) — co-host (spirit in board). Interjected during Jeb’s tutorials, argued over cutting liquids and video ratings.
- Guy Redacted (speaking) — conspiracy correspondent. Returned after being silenced, investigated Avril Lavigne body double conspiracy, claimed government search manipulation.
- Rock-afire Gorilla (speaking) — creditor/prop. Mechanical gorilla creditor to Crum; received $5k auto-payment, breaching Crum’s fence causing dog infestation.
Storyline updates
- Crum Dick Punch: Crum’s gambling debt to Rock-afire gorilla stands at $165,000; $5,000 auto-paid after debate win; gorilla breaching fence at Crum’s home causing property damage and dog infestation. [1:59:03, 2:05:47, 2:06:11]
Lore notes
- Crum (Leonard Crum): Gambling debt to Rock-afire gorilla: $165,000 outstanding; $5,000 auto-paid per debate win; gorilla causing property damage (Kool-Aid Man style fence breaches) attracting neighborhood dogs. [1:59:03, 2:05:47, 2:06:11]
- Pepito: Delivered cold open sign-on identifying as ‘Papita, the dog that produces the show.’ [00:06]
- Kendelle: Entrance accompanied by dedicated signature theme music cued by Case. [34:30]
- Chet (Chet Manscape): Appeared untriggered by ‘science’ keyword; adopted ‘Big Cheddar’ persona for St. Patrick’s Day, claimed 60-70% Irish, 70% German, Nordic, Native American, and African heritage. [22:51]
- Jeb Nogget: Broadcasting as deceased ‘ghost in the wood’ after losing glasses; co-hosts with father’s spirit trapped in wooden board. [1:38:42]
- Guy Redacted: Returned after period of being ‘silenced’ by disappearing hosts; operates from undisclosed location, wears Illuminati hat, investigates Avril Lavigne replacement conspiracy. [1:49:14]
- Rock-afire Gorilla: Mechanical animatronic creditor; plays two songs on keyboard; receives automatic payments; physically breaches Crum’s property fence. [2:05:47, 2:07:56]
Transcript
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