News by Executive Order (2025-01-22)
- Broadcast Date: 2025-01-22
- YouTube Archive: News by Executive Order (ID:
T3RADQKZmmM) - Approx length: 2:36:17
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Overview
Case Blackwell relaunches Barely Informed News on a Monday/Wednesday/Friday 11am schedule, joined by Rick to dissect Trump’s blizzard of executive orders on immigration, energy, DEI, and January 6 pardons. The broadcast spirals into a Pat Robertson dust séance, an extended Amongst the Web that forensically investigates a 2015 high-school 9/11 cheerleading tribute, a taste-test of Japan’s drinkable mayonnaise, and a How To with Jeb covering pheromone cologne, vaginal scent vials, and kissing diplomacy. DJ Newsic closes with a broken auto-tune set and a vulgar JD Vance parody rap before raiding out.
Segment rundown
| Start | End | Segment | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:08 | 08:35 | News: Cold Open & Station Sign-On | Pepito delivers the official top-of-hour sign-on, identifies as the dog producer, and cues Amongst the Web. |
| 08:35 | 46:10 | News: Executive Order Roundup | Case and Rick methodically read through Trump’s day-one executive orders covering immigration, energy, DEI, federal workforce, January 6 pardons, TikTok, WHO withdrawal, and geographic renamings. |
| 46:10 | 54:16 | News: Pat Robertson Dust Séance | Case attempts to interview the sentient dust of Pat Robertson via Pepito’s retrieval; the dust manifests as a pixelated Japanese penis prop before dissolving into hellish flesh-soup rhetoric. |
| 54:16 | 1:40:43 | Amongst the Web: Viral Video Review Marathon | Case, Rick, Tyler, Kendall, and Kyler react to acapella crash-outs, a forehead-gem piercing, a brutal head-bonk challenge, skin-stretching routines, AI North Korean propaganda, and a deep-dive investigation into a 2015 high-school 9/11 cheerleading tribute. |
| 1:40:43 | 1:58:16 | News: Drinkable Mayo & Schedule Talk | Case and Tyler cover Japan’s nomu mayo drinkable mayonnaise, debate Kolpi luwak pricing, and discuss upcoming schedule changes including a potential murder-mystery sub-goal payoff. |
| 1:58:16 | 2:23:38 | How To with Jeb: Scent, Breathing, Oil & Kissing | Jeb and his wood-trapped father present how-tos on pheromone cologne (Molecule 01), vaginal scent vials, purse-lip breathing sponsored by National Jewish Health, cornstarch oil recycling, and soft-kissing communication tactics. |
| 2:23:38 | 2:35:36 | DJ Newsic: Unfiltered Finale with JD Vance Parody | DJ Newsic performs auto-tune-free set; Pepito throws voice; Newsic delivers vulgar JD Vance rap about couch relations, Peter Thiel, and deportations before raid sign-off. |
| 2:35:36 | 2:36:17 | News: Raid & Sign-Off | Case announces raid destination; DJ Newsic signs off from roof; broadcast ends with lingering JD Vance scent joke. |
Characters
- Pepito (speaking) — executive producer. Delivers the cold-open sign-on and later demonstrates ventriloquism by throwing his voice during the DJ Newsic setup.
- Rick (speaking) — host of Amongst the Web. Co-anchors the executive order read-through, hosts Amongst the Web, and orders Kendall an iced matcha latte with oatmeal and lavender syrup.
- Kendelle (speaking) — in-studio contributor. Walks through the studio during a work meeting, reveals she was in Queens on 9/11, and later dismantles the studio backdrop while filming content.
- Tyler (speaking) — Joins as guest co-host for Amongst the Web and the drinkable mayo segment, later reveals his brother Kyler on camera.
- Kyler (speaking) — guest. Makes a brief on-camera appearance as Tyler’s brother, works in marketing, receives a butterfly kiss from Tyler.
- Jeb Nogget (speaking) — field correspondent. Hosts How To with Jeb from his woodshop alongside his deceased father trapped in a board, covering scent products, breathing, oil recycling, and kissing advice.
- Jeb’s Dad (speaking) — recurring. Argues with Jeb from inside the wood, requests vaginal scent be dumped on his wooden prison.
- DJ Newsic (speaking) — recurring. Performs an auto-tune-free musical finale featuring a vulgar JD Vance parody rap before signing off.
Storyline updates
- No specific storyline updates recorded
Lore notes
- [09:18] New broadcast schedule established: Monday, Wednesday, Friday 11am-12pm ish
- [31:28] Kendall reveals she was in Queens during the 9/11 attacks
- [1:31:28] Kendall confirms 9/11 Queens location during cheerleading video investigation
- [1:54:44] Kendall tears apart studio backdrop revealing ‘secret couch’ and multiverse layer
- [1:58:47] Case references unfulfilled sub goal from three years ago for murder mystery stream
- [1:59:51] Case announces Florida trip second week of March for skiing
- [2:24:11] DJ Newsic’s auto-tune broken, performing unfiltered vocals
- [2:24:11] Pepito: Pepito demonstrates ventriloquism/voice-throwing ability
Transcript
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