Cooking with Jeb and NEWS? (2024-06-13)
- Broadcast Date: 2024-06-13
- YouTube Archive: Cooking with Jeb and NEWS? (ID:
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Overview
Barely Informed News opens with a glitchy Papito sign-on before Case and Crum dissect Elon Musk’s $56B Tesla pay package. The broadcast pivots to a chaotic How To with Jeb featuring dimensional instability, a Hype Train possession, and recipe reviews. Case and Kendall then cook tuna rarebit, onion sandwiches, and a viral green onion latte in the studio kitchen. A second news block covers ISS mutant superbugs and moon landing conspiracy theories. The Jo Rogen Experience troubleshoots audio via void impressions while discussing elk herpes and Elden Ring mechanics. Munch & Crum debate nudity versus clothing with the scoreboard at 100-99. The episode ends as Case launches into Elden Ring DLC before the stream crashes.
Segment rundown
| Start | End | Segment | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:04 | 08:28 | News: Cold Open: Papito Sign-On | Papito delivers the top-of-hour broadcast sign-on from the control room, coughing through the countdown and acknowledging chatters including Skymer (garbled as S.K.O.A.M.Y.R.). |
| 08:28 | 27:46 | News: Elon Musk $56B Tesla Pay Package | Case and Crum discuss shareholder approval of Musk’s compensation package; Crum argues the pay reflects market value while Case questions the sum; Crum’s coughing fit persists throughout. |
| 27:46 | 50:41 | How To with Jeb: How To with Jeb: Tuna Rarebit, Onion Sandwiches & Electrolyte Drink | Jeb Nogget broadcasts from his woodshop with his father’s spirit trapped in a board; technical glitches trap Jeb between dimensions; Hype Train possesses Jeb during a sub alert; recipes reviewed for tuna rarebit, Jack Popper’s onion sandwiches, and a homemade electrolyte drink. |
| 50:41 | 1:39:05 | News: Kitchen Cooking Segment: Tuna Rarebit & Green Onion Latte | Case and Kendall cook in Case’s kitchen: tuna rarebit sandwiches (curdled), onion sandwiches, and a Chinese TikTok trend green onion latte; Kendall assists with prep but declines to eat due to lactose intolerance; Case strains tuna post-stream. |
| 1:39:05 | 1:43:56 | How To with Jeb: Jeb Outro & Green Onion Latte Follow-Up | Back in the woodshop, Jeb and his dad debrief; Kendall describes her first week working for Jeb; Jeb makes a second green onion latte live; raid received (destination omitted). |
| 1:43:56 | 2:22:14 | News: ISS Mutant Superbugs & Miscellaneous News | Case and Jeff Ripple cover 13 strains of drug-resistant Enterobacter bugandensis on the ISS; tangent on cicadas, moon landing conspiracy, street sharks, and water world theory; Ripple’s audio issues persist. |
| 2:22:14 | 2:51:59 | The Jo Rogen Experience: The Jo Rogen Experience: Void Sync & Elk Herpes | Case and Ripple as dual Joe Rogans troubleshoot audio delay via void impression; discuss elk meat tasting like herpes, moon landing fakery, spin kicks vs parries in Elden Ring, Jamie fusing with the studio wall. |
| 2:51:59 | 3:04:27 | Munch & Crum: Munch & Crum: Nudity vs. Clothes Debate | Munch at 100 debate wins, Crum at 99; Munch argues nudity unleashes powerful masculine aura; Crum cites practical protection; Munch threatens to summon phantom versions of himself; scoreboard stretched wider. |
| 3:04:27 | 3:06:13 | News: Elden Ring Gaming & Sign-Off | Case transitions to Elden Ring DLC playthrough; mentions changing sheets after kitchen segment; stream crashes on countdown. |
Characters
- Case Blackwell (speaking) — Anchors news desk, hosts Jo Rogen Experience, cooks tuna rarebit with Kendall, transitions to Elden Ring at close.
- Pepito (speaking) — executive producer. Delivers sign-on as ‘Papito’; coughs through countdown; later jammed on buttons during outro causing dual-Papito glitch.
- Crum (Leonard Crum) (speaking) — debate analyst. Debates Musk pay package at news desk; appears in Munch & Crum at 99 debate wins vs Munch’s 100; argues for practical clothing.
- Kendelle (speaking) — in-studio contributor. Assists Case in kitchen cooking segment; reveals lactose intolerance; describes first week working for Jeb; declines green onion latte.
- Jeb Nogget (speaking) — instructional host. Hosts How To with Jeb from woodshop; suffers dimensional glitches; temporarily possessed by Hype Train; makes green onion latte.
- Jeb’s Dad (speaking) — co-host (spirit in board). Trapped in wooden board; bickers with Jeb; comments on Jeb’s brother Jet; reacts to Hype Train possession.
- Hype Train (speaking) — hype correspondent. Possesses Jeb’s body during sub alert; delivers freestyle rap thanking subscribers; declares rage and hype from donations.
- Jeff Ripple (speaking) — correspondent. Co-hosts Jo Rogen Experience as second Joe Rogan; discusses ISS superbugs, elk herpes, moon landing, street sharks.
- Munch (Ralph Munchcut) (speaking) — debate analyst. Leads debate score 100-99; argues nudity is humanity’s powerful form; threatens to summon phantom selves; stretches scoreboard graphic.
Storyline updates
- Munch & Crum Debate Rivalry [2:51:59]: [2:51:59] Munch reaches 100 debate wins, Crum at 99; Munch stretches scoreboard graphic; Crum vows to catch up before 8-hour debate marathon.
Lore notes
- 00:04 Pepito referred to as ‘Papito’ throughout broadcast; acknowledges chatters including Skymer (ASR: S.K.O.A.M.Y.R.).
- 1:31:39 Kendelle confirms lactose intolerance: ‘my body can’t do milk or yogurt’ but eats cheese selectively.
- 41:51 Hype Train possesses Jeb Nogget’s body during sub alert, delivering freestyle rap as ‘Hype Train Jeb’.
- 1:44:26 Green onion latte identified as Chinese TikTok trend: spring onions at bottom of cup with ice, coffee, milk, garnished with scallions.
- 2:59:52 Munch’s debate win streak reaches 100; Crum at 99; scoreboard graphic stretched wider to accommodate triple digits.
- 1:46:39 Case announces 8-hour debate stream upcoming.
- 2:50:29 Jamie (Jo Rogen producer) described as fusing with studio wall, face disappearing into drywall; stomach gurgles heard through floor.
Transcript
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