Cremus Tremando

Cremus Tremando is an eccentric mystic consultant and freelance occult specialist retained by Barely Informed News for breaking supernatural inquiries.

Adorned in ornate occult vestments and an elaborate turban, Tremando operates under the on-screen graphic “Live at Sleazy Mystic Sorcerer Cremus Tremando”.

Overview

Hailing from what he describes as “the back alleys of New York” and the “heights of the ancient mountain Balamansore,” Tremando was contracted during the 2026-09-04 broadcast to perform an emergency metaphysical intervention when network tensions reached a breaking point.

Invoking “Bielzotroth, the God of Mistriff,” Tremando attempted to cast an ancient body-swapping incantation across the studio. When the spell produced immediate broadcast chaos, Tremando abruptly declared a strict “no refunds” policy, demanded a service invoice be mailed to his estate, and fled the premises utilizing what he termed “snake powers.”

Appearances

Episode	Notes
2026-09-04	Occult Consultant

Notable moments

• [14:35] (2026-09-04): Invokes Bielzotroth live on the broadcast, invoices the network, and makes a hasty exit via snake powers.
• [14:35] (2026-09-04): One-off mystic persona. Origin: ‘from the back alleys of New York’ and ‘the heights of the ancient mountain Balamansore.’ Invoked entity: ‘Bielzotroth, the God of Mistriff.’ Charge: ‘no refunds.’ Casts spells via ‘snake powers.’